Fuck Save the King
A giant penis has appeared at King Charles' coronation party site
the news no royalist really wants to hear.
Just days before the Coronation party, cocky pranksters have mowed a large willy into a 'perfect lawn'
on one of Britain's most famous streets.
The huge d*** appeared overnight on the grass outside the posh Royal Crescent in Bath on Thursday (4 May).
Anish Vij, Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation party site
God save our gracious King,
Que Dieu sauve notre très grachieur Roi,
Long live our noble King,
Longue vie à notre ignoble Roi,
God save your bloody fuckin' King
Que Dieu sauve votre sacré putain de désarroi
© Well, Luv u Deathless Diana
D'après l'Hymne National Britt-à-nique
Je viens juste parler aux plantes,
vraiment, c'est très important de leur parler.
Elles répondent, je trouve.
Le prince parlant jardinage lors d'une interview télévisée en 1986